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Mortal Kombat dating game

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Mortal Kombat: The dating game

Written by,
Beverly  Courtney, and Taleena

Original concept,
Beverly

Characetr design and study,
Courtney

Dialogue,
Beverly and Taleena





Characters:
Sara: Typical pretty in pink. Dense and kind of airheaded, she thought she was going to audition for a hollywood movie and ends up in Shang Tsungs arena instead

Kerri: Sara's friend. Excited for Sara she tags along, hoping that the direcors or producers would notice her sa well. Not as dense but definatly a prep.

Featured Mortal Kombat characters:
Scorpion: Always yelling
Raiden: pissed off that he has to be a marriage prospect for a mortal
Sub-zero: Cool with it. Actually finds it very amusing and trys to subtley let everyone know
Mileena: Pissed off because she can;t be the center of attention this time
Baraka: Hits on Kerri as she is sitting and watching the commotion
Liu Kang: Get drunk with Bo Rai-cho and starts making fun of raiden in the process
Kung Lao: The bouncer. Throws his hat at Mileena and tells her to quit complaining. "its not honorable"
Bo Rai-cho: Totally drunk and talks Liu Kang into drinking with him
Jade: Silently watches and every now and then sighs and rolls her eyes
Kitana: Making fun of Mileena.
Sindel: Sitting in between Liu Kang and Bo Rai-cho. Also drinking but a little more lady like and definatly not as loud.
Big announcer guy: Ofcourse..his intentions are obvious.

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Sara: OMG!! I can't believe Johnny Cage called me to be in a movie! I am like, so excited!!

Kerri: Heh, thats good sara, I'm really happy for you.

Sara: Oh! Who knows they may ask you to be in it to!! OMG! We can be in the movie together, that would be like, totally fabulous!

Kerri: (Laughs) Huh?, what is this place?

Sara: uh...AH!! (walks into Shang Tsungs garden) I..I think we are in the wrong place...

Announcer: No. You have been chosen.

Sara: Chosen? For what?

Announcer: We are looking for a wife for a few of our fighters and you have the oppurtunity to chose one of them.

Kerri: Is this like one of those dating games or something?

Announcer: Uh... something like that.

Sara: Wow, atleast I still get to be on TV.

Announcer: Before we begin, we would like you to tell us what you are looking for in a suitor and also tell us about yourself.

Kerri: Umm..Sara, I dont think you should do this.

Sara: Oh, why not? It could be fun! Well, my favorite color is blue(holds up her purse) and I like to take long walks on the beach and I like to sit next to a fire and be super romantic. And.. well I would like him to be strong and kind of silent but always willing to speak his mind. I want him to be really cute and really sucsessful.

Bo Rai-cho: OH!! If it's victory you want young women, My friend Liu Kang is right up your alley! (drunk)

Announcer: Silence. The gods will decide...go on, tlel us more.

Sara: Okay..well, ( goes on a tangent.)

Mileena: Stupid girl! Everyone knows men like that don't exist!

Announcer: You have chosen... (mileena looks up surp[rised, WHAT??)  Lord Raiden...

Raiden: Huh? I dont think so...

Announcer: Sub-Zero

Sub: Really? ...mmph (ponders the possibilities)

Announcer: And Scorpion (everyone looks up surprised)

Scorpion: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT??? (yells)

Kerri: OMG! You cant be SERIOUS???

Announcer: It is not negotiable..the gods have chosen.

Raiden: Dammit.. this is so stupid. (takes a seat on a stool in between scorpion and sub-zero)(Bo Rai-Cho starts laughing)

Sub: Whats the matter Raiden? Don't want a wife?

Raiden: Shut UP Sub-Zero! And how the hell did they come to pick Scorpion? Of all the OTHER people they could have chosen!

Sub: I can't agree more.

Scorp: WHAT WAS THAT SNOWFLAKE??

Sara: (googley eyes) OH WOW!! Your all so strong!!

Scorp: HUH? YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT SUB-ZERO!!

Sara: Lets Get started!

Announcer: Round one! FIGHT!

Sara: This question is for all of you.
It's our first date, where do we go?

Raiden: Seriously, must I go through with this? ... Fine, I would probably take you to heaven and present you tot he other gods... THERE you happy now?

Sub: Oh come now Raiden. I woudl take you to my dojo and we would ahve a fantastic feast and celebrate our coming love!

Scorp: WE WOULD GO HUNT DOWN OUR ENEMIES AND DROWN THEM IN THEIR OWN BLOOD AND BURN THEM IN THE FIREY CHASM OF THE NETHERWORLD!!

Sara: ....Uh, okay. Bachelor Number 1:
It's my birthday, do you do anything special?

Raiden: What is it with your mortals and your birthdays?

Sub: I know what I would do....

Sara: Okay, bachelor number 2, what would you do?

Sub: I would climb the farthest reaches of the mountain and gather the rarest flowers and profess my undying love for you!

Kerri: Awe... how sweet.... He's a good choice Sara!

Sara: Okay.. Bachelor Number 3: Somone is trying to steal my favorite purse, what do you do?

Scorp: I'LL SHOVE MY HAND DOWN THERE THROAT AND RIP OUT THERE HEART WITHOUT SPILLING ONE DROP OF BLOOD!!!

Kitana: Yeah! Noone will ever pick on you again!

Mileena: Shut up Kitana!

Kitana: What? Your just jealous because your not the center of attention.

Mileena: WHAT WAS THAT?? ( kung loa throws hat at Mileena)

Kung Lao: Please return to your seat or I will have to take you outside.

Kerri: Uh..this is really weird....

Sara: Okay, Bachelor number 1: Same question

Raiden: Well, I wouldn't pull some uber ninja crap, instead, I would blast them with a thunderbolt. Stealing is wrong and not allowed in my realm...

Sara: mmph... This question is for all of you:
Oops, you walk in on me after I am done showering and I'm naked! What do you do?

All three of the  peek over the side at her silly looks. One frame of her boobs, one of her legs and one of her waist and hips. All got beady looks on their faces.

Raiden: Oh dear...I think I would just turn and walk away..uh..yeah.

Sub: Oh... umm.. forgive my dear...please excuse me. and then I would bow and walk out.

Scorp: ....(speechless and blushes) I WOULD..uhh... I... (shakes his head) I DONT KNOW!!

Sara: Awwe..it's okay. I just wanted to see how you reacted under pressure.

Sub: (snickers) Usually violently...

Scorp: THATS IT SNOWFLAKE!  GET OVER HERE!!

Bo Rai-Cho: This is about to get very interesting Liu! Come on, have a drinkey!

Liu: Oh, I dont know master Bo Rai-Cho... I dont usually drink.

Bo: Oh come on liu! It's alright! It's really good, I promise!

Liu: ...oh..alright...

Raiden: Will you two shut up already?! Gawwe....idiots...

Sara: Okay..I think I'm ready to choose. Bachelor number 1: You seem like you have a really big ego and I like that your confident but you kind of seem cocky..I suppose if used right it's also a plus.
Bachelor number 2: You seem very kind and full of love to give. Would you really climb the highest mountain for me? Thats so sweet. ANyway, I wponder if you would cloud your judgement from real issues.
Bachelor number 3: No words can describe my feelings for you. You seem very angry and impulsive but I suppose thats how you have survived your entire life. but you seem very willing to help out...

everyone starts screaming which one she should choose.
A bit of fun by me and a few firneds. If you read it, I need some input on it and I am conducting a little poll so whatvere you guys decide on who should she choose?
:D
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SuGaRcUbE565079's avatar
She should choose.... LUI KANG!

Cause everyone else is already taken in my books!

*Hippopotamus high five with everyone except Kano and Quan Chi*